No Killing Goblins Keychain

“Applicant. Your attire is insufficient. Please restore your apparel.”

My closet was insufficient until I got this! I have such a soft spot for the Horns, and Artsy's depictions of them are PERFECT. I love how the decoration on the garment is framed, with everyone's eyes in main focus, and I adore how Ksmvr's little antennae are peeking down from the top of the frame.

The whole piece fits really well, it's super comfortable, and I like how I can tuck it into my pants without losing any details.

For reference-- I'm around 5'1", and maybe 120 pounds in this photo. I personally like DROWNING in my hoodies, so I ordered a size up in a medium. Lemme tell you-- this is one of the most comfortable things I've ever worn.

The material for the hoodie is SUPER thick, so it almost feels like wearing a weighted blanket without being too heavy. It's really warm, and both the embroidery and printing are fantastic quality.

The hood is also really deep-- some hoodies have hoods that almost shrink wrap your head, but this hood is massive and there's around 2 inches of fabric between my forehead and the edge of the hood, so it's able to block light like a hat brim.

Again, I can't emphasize enough how thick and luxurious this thing feels. You can FEEL the weight. It's incredible. I've been really happy with all the items in the [Innkeeper]'s Collection, but this one might be my favourite.

Shh, don't tell anyone else!

I'm SUPER duper happy with the comic poster-- this was the first twi poster I've bought, and the quality is really really nice. The matte effect is gorgeous, especially on the deep blacks and blues on the background. They're VERY vivid colours, and the print quality is excellent. I love the texture of the matte too-- it almost feels silky.

I have this bad boy up on the wall with a bunch of art from friends in the community, and it's probably the best thing in my room now. No, seriously.

Didn’t seem like I had much choice in this purchase. I was faced with the decision of buying this Antinium made mug or potentially going to war with their species. The only word to describe the feeling of the situation was “Dominance”, and I wasn’t on the good end.

That being said, the mug is delightful and I would buy it again in a heartbeat! Thank you for captivating my imagination with your wonderful stories, I absolutely and profoundly adore your writing.

Dead gods! This is the coolest mug I’ve ever seen! I immediately went and bought another one for my sister ❤️

Overall, very comfortable pants that fit well! The size chart was accurate and very helpful. My issue is the number of loose threads! So many around the pockets and the inseam. The quality of the logo wasn’t great either.

I bought Goblin Moss and Alchemist's Elixir as a birthday present for my partner and both of us were blown away by the quality. We will most likely order more when the other colors make a comeback.

I love my keychain! I can't stop staring at it and it fills me with pride being able to support pirateaba's dreamleaf habit!
P.S. pirateaba if you have any extra...you have my address

I am delighted by my pink Magnolia Hoodie! I don’t like my clothes as oversized, so I carefully measured and measured and bought the perfect size for me! It’s pink and goes amazingly well with all my other pink outfits!

This hoodie is amazing. The quality is really good. It feels great to wear. The art is fantastic Overall, I think it is worth the high price point!

This mug is amazing! I cannot wait to drink some flower tea, or blue fruit juice in it. I love that it is dishwasher and microwave safe! Thank you!

I mounted it on my wall in my kitchen and it is remarked upon by every visitor.