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The Wandering Inn Sucks T-shirt

The Wandering Inn Sucks T-shirt

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⭐☆☆☆☆ - "Some stupid merchant named Lism tried to sell me a t-shirt slandering The Wandering Inn. Terrible shopkeeper, terrible idea for merch!"  

Made by our amazing community artist Megan Winter! She is a graphic designer/illustrator who makes amazing paper collages and does magic with graphics. Check out her stuff here:

https://megawint.com/ 

https://www.instagram.com/megawint/

Size Body Width (in) Body Length (in)
S 18.5 28
M 20.5 29.5
L 22.2 30.9
XL 24 32.3
2XL 25.2 32.9
3XL 26.8 33.5


How to Measure a T-Shirt:

Body Width: Lay the T-shirt flat and measure across the chest. Place the tape measure under the armpits sand measure from one side seam to the other.

Body Length: Start at the top of the shoulder, where the shoulder seam connects with the neck collar. Measure straight down to the bottom hem of the T-shirt.

Make sure the T-shirt is not stretched out for accurate results.

Navy crew-neck T-shirt. The front print, about 25 cm wide on the upper chest, shows the yellow "The Wandering Inn" wordmark logo from the book cover with a red rubber-stamp style box slapped across it at an angle that says: "SUCKS". The back has eight white one-star review cards stacked at angles down the middle, each with red-bordered text of a fake bad review. Each review is themed as someone inside the Innverse complaining about the inn as a place: eg. complaining the innkeeper, or that unattended children (Mrsha) are running around or the Inn being swarming with Crelers or not being able to kill goblins at the inn. A small logo is printed inside the collar.

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  • Front of the navy tee, yellow logo with red SUCKS stamp. The Wandering Inn merch by pirateaba
  • Back of the navy tee, stack of one-star review cards
  • Man in a cap on the blue bridge, head down, front print in full sun
  • From behind at the river railing, all eight review cards readable
  • Man on a bridge pointing both thumbs at the yellow logo and red SUCKS stamp
  • Same man from behind in a logo cap, review cards down the back
  • Torso shot on white, whole front print centered high on the chest
  • Back view on white, the stack of one-star cards running down the spine
  • Back print close up: "The sign says Wandering Inn but it never moved"
  • Angled close-up of the front print with the printed inner collar label showing
  • Care label: "Wash cold, dry cold, enchantable cloth, keep away from dragons breath"
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